Thursday, October 17, 2013

The Quotable Elijah


Lisa: What do you want for Christmas?

Elijah: A sea turtle.  Not a pretend one.

Lisa: A sea turtle?  Where would it live?

Elijah: In the basement.

Lisa: What will its name be?

Elijah: Fighty.

Lisa: Is this a small sea turtle or a big one?

Elijah: It will be enormous.

Lisa: And what color should it be?

Elijah: Pink.




So, there you have it, Santa/grandparents, one real, large, pink sea turtle please...or maybe not.  After all, this house is a rental.  You have to admire the specificity, though.

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