Lisa: What do you want for Christmas? Elijah: A sea turtle. Not a pretend one. Lisa: A sea turtle? Where would it live? Elijah: In the basement. Lisa: What will its name be? Elijah: Fighty. Lisa: Is this a small sea turtle or a big one? Elijah: It will be enormous. Lisa: And what color should it be? Elijah: Pink.
So, there you have it, Santa/grandparents, one real, large, pink sea turtle please...or maybe not. After all, this house is a rental. You have to admire the specificity, though.