I'm in the midst of making a triple batch of black bean burgers, I have laundry to put away, and oh, yes, I would prefer just to go to bed. So in lieu of a more substantive post, I give you this:
After dinner, Elijah cut up some cucumbers, then made himself a paper sandwich board to advertise his wares, complete with a drawing of him as a cucumber. Needless to say, he sold out immediately.
And a recent quote from Isabel:
Iz: I just farted in my teeth.
Elijah: That means she burped.
Happy hump day!